Bonnie Peggy Ramsey is a traditional folk song which appears in The Goes Wrong Show's second series episode "The Most Lamentable... where it is performed by the court jester (Played by Dennis) to the Royal family of the Play. Dennis is performing the song whilst reading off a scroll until he gets too close to a candle and accidentally sets fire to it. Due to this, Dennis no longer knows the words to the song and starts to make it up as he goes long.
The lyrics are as follows:
Dennis: Bonnie Peggy Ramsay as any man may see, bonny was her face, fair freckled was she!
Hey Nonnie Nonnie, hey Nonnie nay, with a slap on my thigh, I shall dance all the day!
All: With a slap on his thigh, he shall dance all the day!
Dennis: There once was a goose that was porked by a ham, I have a sausage, as I am a man!
All: He has a sausage, as he is a man!
Dennis: The goose was in charge, I drank to it's health, then I took off my trousers and showed it myself!
All: He took off his trousers and showed it himself!
Annie: This is a most pleasing tune!
Vanessa: Prithee, more! But what happened to Bonnie Peggy Ramsay?
Dennis: Bonnie Peggy came back, and what did she see? The goose! It was nude, and laying with me!
All: The goose, It was nude, and laying with he!
Dennis: It was the first time, it shan't be the last! I put my sausage in the goose's-
Vanessa: Prithee! No more, that was quite enough, Fool!
Annie: What a charming diversion! More goose, my love-
Vanessa: No... I've lost the taste for it, methinks.